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Endangered Species
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DEndangered SpeciesN and more vulnerable Ay - tee - an -
tee are most active during daylight
At the moment, there are 100 species hours.) and by day leaving its nest
of scene dude in captivity in this to sleep safely in an office some-
country. Most common is the lesser where. However, it is a highly rare
spotted lamer, and the Greater crap species,and there is known to be only
graphician. Many of these lamers are ONE still alive in Ireland,being kept
kept in captivity in the Ormonde in a safari scene in Castleknock,
hotel,where they are fed on a minimal where it is fed wares through a modem
diet of stale wares. However, most arrangement. It is unaware of its
disturbing is the scarcity of the captivity, and lives quite happily in
spiky haired green beret (Swapperus its shy and reclusive way of life,
Elitei). In 1984, many were imported spurning all but its closest friends
from England by unscrupulous C64 as lamers. Spiky haired Green Berets
scene dude dealers. This timid little are extremely valuable to collectors,
creature usually hides away in it's usually ST owners who want a real
lair, which it calls a board. It Green Beret in their collection. The
flourishes in an environment contain- trousers of a Green Beret alone can
ing a large amount of slightly warm fetch up to #5 in Dunnes Stores. They
hard drives and modems, which is are also highly prized by petkeepers,
called a Bee - Be - Ehse. It stays and are illegally imported into
there most of the time, being Ireland by smugglers. For every Green
nucturnal (its primary natural enemy, Beret that reaches Ireland, up to 32
the Greater Telechomme,and the weaker have died of starvation on the trip
over.The smugglers throw them a large period, into the Plague era. Some
amount of wares,however,a Green Beret scenedudeologists believe that it
cannot survive on wares more than 2 belongs to the FROGS family, others
days old. Classic symptoms of getting the Eclipse family. There is a new
stale wares include hanging out with school of thought that believes that
Cubic Design members, grumbling about it belongs to the Submission family.
how lame the scene is, and going So, help the Green Beret, a highly
around telling everyone that it is endangered species, and donate some
closing down its board. The average latest wares to the WWF Save the
Green Beret can survive on a diet of Green Beret fund,and call (MODEM) on
no wares whatsoever for approximately : D+353 - 1 - 8215447N
8 hours.
Green Berets communicate by seemingly Note:Barry if you read this please
meaningless sounds such as "V32 Bis don't take it personally.It's a joke.
Dualstandard HST MNPS RTS ATD SCSI
DH2: 0 day lamer board AT&T bluebox Article by : ARC/ECLIPSE
tonedial" These are uttered extremely Clipart by : PUNISHER/ECLIPSE
fast, in order to avoid being
understood. Scientists are divided on
the subject of what family the Green
Beret belongs to. Originally it was
thought to have been of the Crack
family, however, new evidence shows
that it has evolved from the Crack